why cant i be a normal global citizen?

One day: nikki you are not accepted into the global glimpse program

day 2: nikki you are on the wait list and are competing against 5 others

day 4: nikki you are accepted! welcome to the club

day 7: eliza: you are back on the wait list, you will need to rewrite essays

(me: i can do this! this will be PERFECCCT!!!)

today: (after 4 hours of tedious editing with my mommy howling) yay all complete at 10pm!

10:11pm: your essays have been deleted, try again (they are due at 12pm tonight) end of the world, go shoot myself….

11:20: finished biotch!!!! ok now saved and submitted, the bad part is that Its not perfect and editing. I kina just spit back what i already gave them. adios nicaragua :(